Lindsay Lohan Jokes / Recent Jokes

Lindsay Lohan tells InStyle Magazine in an upcoming issue that she plans to be married by the time she's 30.
Interestingly enough, she also describes her current plan to leave behind a drug-bloated corpse by the time she's 25, as "still very much on pace."

Lindsay Lohan, who just finished a second stint in rehab for substance abuse treatment, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving and possession of cocaine early Tuesday, authorities said. Barrel. Fish. Gun. Pull trigger.

A representative for Lindsay Lohan is dismissing rocker Harry Judd's claim that he had a one-night-stand with the actress as a pathetic, ridiculous attempt at getting publicity.
-By the way, have I mentioned that the other night I nailed J. Lo in the bathroom of a comedy club?

Lindsay Lohan is having her appendix removed. Her publicist says Lohan is excited, because she gets to drop a pound or two without gagging herself.

In a recent interview with the London Mirror, actress Lindsay Lohan said that she stays away from drugs because she saw what they did to her father. In another interview, OJ Simpson's son Jason said he avoids white women for the same reason.

The movie ‘Superbad’ was number one at the box office over the weekend.

It’s a heart-warming tale about Lindsay Lohan’s driving record.

Lindsay Lohan must work two days in a morgue as part of a court-ordered program.

"This'll be a piece of cake," Lohan predicted, "I spend pretty much every weekend surrounded by stiff guys."