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Actress Lindsay Lohan has spoken out abut her rehab visit
" it wasn't what I expected, I felt right at home "
we the people are wondering if it was because the staff was so hospitable or if it was because her dad was her roommateFrom Reuters: Lindsay Lohan was caught doing drugs and having sex with a male resident in the bathroom at Utah’s Cirque Lodge rehab facility.
Lohan explained that she was simply gaining the necessary experience so that she can run for a Senate seat as a Republican.Dear Star Savior,
Hi. I’m Lindsay Lohan. I went to rehab a few times last year, and I’ve really been trying to stay away from drinking. But I’ve kind of fallen off the wagon. I drank some champagne from a bottle at a New Year’s Eve party, and I drank Grey Goose vodka from a bottle Friday night and had some vodka cocktails at another club. And I was videotaped and seen by reporters. What should I do?
Dear Lindsay,
The quick fix is for you to start doing your drinking at home, away from judging eyes and cameras. What you lose in social surroundings, you can make up for in sheer drinking volume. It’ll pay for itself after your first blackout. As the saying goes, when a drunk passes out and no one’s around, it never happened. If you’re still not sold on drinking at home, remember this: There’s no last call at home. The floor’s the limit.
The Star SaviorActress Lindsay Lohan is being accused of stealing clothes from someone’s house. In her defense, Lindsay said she would’ve returned the clothes, but she forgot who she slept with the night before.
In celebrity gossip, actress Lindsay Lohan is dating actor Jude Law and according to Lohan she is taking the relationship slow.
In fact on their first date, Lindsey said she waited until they got to the car before she took off all her clothes.- Add a Useful Link
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