Lindsey Jokes

Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking. I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible.

Lindsey Lohan has joined the ranks of Madonna and Britney Spears, she now has her very first stalker. He's not really a stalker, just somebody who heard she could get good coke.