Lindsey Jokes / Recent Jokes
Lindsey Lohan has joined the ranks of Madonna and Britney Spears, she now has her very first stalker. He's not really a stalker, just somebody who heard she could get good coke.
Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking. I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible.