Loaf Jokes / Recent Jokes

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny."He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?"Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."

A man entered the bakery totally furious and shouted,
"what is this mudalali, the half a loaf of bread I
purchase from you had a gulla in it". The mudalali
replied back with a mocking face, "what do you expect
me to put in for that 4 ruppees you paid for the half
loaf of bread? a chicken?".

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
' Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely,' but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread!'
' That's right.'
' Every day you wallop him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were hitting him with a chocolate cake....?'
' Well, today is his birthday!'

A woman from Chelm went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of bread. "How much is it?" she asked the storekeeper.
"14 cents," answered the storekeeper to the lady.
"14 cents! For what?" asked the lady.
The storekeeper explained: "The herring costs 7 cents, and the loaf of bread costs 7 cents also. So together it comes to 14 cents."
"I know different. To the best of my recollection, 7 and 7 is 11."
"What are you saying?"
"As far as I know, 7 and 7 is 11. I had already had 4 children when my first husband died. When I married a second time, my second husband also had 4 children from his first wife. After getting married, we had 3 children together. So each of us had 7 children, and together we had 11!
Obviously, 7 and 7 is 11."

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket. Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny." He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?" Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."

Dad: Son what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: Then remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread.

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.' Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely,' but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread!'' That's right.'' Every day you wallop him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were hitting him with a chocolate cake....?'' Well, today is his birthday!'