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your mamma so stupid she was lokes locked up in a matress firm and slept on the floor

Yo Mamas so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants.

One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive-driving course to have points erased from her license. The
instructor, a poice officer, emphasized that being on time was crucial and that the classroom doors would be locked when each session began.Just after one class started, someone knocked on the locked door. The officer opened it and asked, "Why are you late?"The student replied, "I was trying not to get another ticket."The officer let him in.

This blonde walked into a party store and asked the cashier if he had a hanger or something to unlock her car because she locked her keys in the car. He nodded and handed her a hanger. She thanked him and went outside to set to work. A little while later the cashier decided to check on her and saw her working at it and another blonde in the car was saying "a little to the left... no, a little to the right..."

This is what you need to do. Please read these instructions carefully before
beginning.
Tools needed: one hammer, one scredriver, one pair of pliers, one heavy-duty
pair of wire cutters, one bucket of saline water, a box of sani-wipes.
Jokes Stop payment on any checks that you may have sent to your
Internet Service Provider (GOD).
If GOD is unresponsive and you are still receiving mail from this list,
you will need to find the "mailhost". This is a machine usually located in a
locked office. Every day around noon, the mailman will deliver a box of
diskettes with that day's mail messages, including yours from this list, to this
machine. Typically, only a handful of people have keys to the "mailhost". The
reason why this machine is locked up is because this is typically the best,
fastest, most powerful computer at your facility and the people with keys don't
want to share it. If you must, break or pry the door down more...

This is what you need to do. Please read these instructions carefully before beginning.
Tools needed: one hammer, one scredriver, one pair of pliers, one heavy-duty pair of wire cutters, one bucket of saline water, a box of sani-wipes.
Jokes Stop payment on any checks that you may have sent to your Internet Service Provider (GOD).
If GOD is unresponsive and you are still receiving mail from this list, you will need to find the "mailhost". This is a machine usually located in a locked office. Every day around noon, the mailman will deliver a box of diskettes with that day's mail messages, including yours from this list, to this machine. Typically, only a handful of people have keys to the "mailhost". The reason why this machine is locked up is because this is typically the best, fastest, most powerful computer at your facility and the people with keys don't want to share it. If you must, break or pry the door down with one (1) hammer (you did get all the more...

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT...
SHE THINKS THE TITANIC IS A JET SKY
SHE GOT MORE ROLLS THEN THE BAKERY
SHE GOT MORE TYRES THAN A LOCAL GARAGE
YOUR MOMMA IS SO OLD...
THAT ON HER DRIVING LICENCE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUTED
SHE STILL OWS JESUS A DOLLAR
SHE SAT 1ST GRADE WITH MOSES
YOUR MOMMA IS SO STUPID....
SHE SAT ON THE T.V AND WATCHED THE COUTCH
SHE GOT LOCKED IN THE TOILET AND SHIT HERSELF
SHE GOT LOCKED IN THE GROUICERY STORE AND STRATED TO DEATH
SHE GOT RAN OVER BY A PARKED CAR