Locket Jokes

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
"Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No, just engrave - To My One And Only Love - that way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."

Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment.
Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:
HONOR ROLL
We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.
PLANET
I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
DISMAY
I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."
OMELETTE
Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.
STAIRWAY
When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.
MOBILE
I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."
DEFENSE
I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.
AFRO
I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.
AFTERMATH
I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.
LOCKET
I slam the more...