Afro Jokes

Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment.
Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:
HONOR ROLL
We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.
PLANET
I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
DISMAY
I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."
OMELETTE
Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.
STAIRWAY
When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.
MOBILE
I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."
DEFENSE
I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.
AFRO
I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.
AFTERMATH
I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.
LOCKET
I slam the more...

What do you call someone who just came from SriLanka?
A FOB!
What do you call someone who just came from SriLanka who
sneeked?
A REF!
How do you know your SriLankan?
-You Smell of Curey!
- (for guys) wear the same
colourful outfits you bought tring to please all the girls
- You have a Big Afro!
- You don't go to school, just visit hoping you'd get a girl
-(for girls)
- You wear your hair in a big puff
- you put on Fair and Lovely hoping you'd look like a
movie star to impress your Afro Headed Crush!
- You wear red lipstick!
- You wear bright shirts and skirts hoping you'd match and
fit in with the rest of the world!
Lastly
(general)
- Hope to get a good education by marrying someone rich,
robing a bank and killing people cauz your in the KK Kannan Group
or something like that!
Most Srilankan are Losers..... except for the onces in University! hahahhaha
and Respect more...

what do you call a black person burried up to there necks
afro turf