Afro Jokes / Recent Jokes
Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment.
Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:
HONOR ROLL
We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.
PLANET
I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
DISMAY
I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."
OMELETTE
Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.
STAIRWAY
When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.
MOBILE
I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."
DEFENSE
I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.
AFRO
I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.
AFTERMATH
I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.
LOCKET
I slam the more...
What do you call someone who just came from SriLanka?
A FOB!
What do you call someone who just came from SriLanka who
sneeked?
A REF!
How do you know your SriLankan?
-You Smell of Curey!
- (for guys) wear the same
colourful outfits you bought tring to please all the girls
- You have a Big Afro!
- You don't go to school, just visit hoping you'd get a girl
-(for girls)
- You wear your hair in a big puff
- you put on Fair and Lovely hoping you'd look like a
movie star to impress your Afro Headed Crush!
- You wear red lipstick!
- You wear bright shirts and skirts hoping you'd match and
fit in with the rest of the world!
Lastly
(general)
- Hope to get a good education by marrying someone rich,
robing a bank and killing people cauz your in the KK Kannan Group
or something like that!
Most Srilankan are Losers..... except for the onces in University! hahahhaha
and Respect more...