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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

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The first Prime minister of Bangladesh was Mujibur Rehman
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The longest river in the world is the Nile
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The longest highway in the world is the Trans-Canada
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The longest highway in the world has a length of about 8000 km
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The highest mountain in the world is the Everest
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The country that accounts for nearly one third of the total teak production of the world is Myanmar
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The biggest desert in the world is the Sahara desert
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The largest coffee growing country in the world is Brazil
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The country also known as "Country of Copper" is Zambia
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The name given to the border which separates Pakistan and Afghanistan is the Durand line
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The river Volga flows out into the Caspian sea
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The coldest place on the earth is Verkoyansk in Siberia
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The country which ranks second in terms of land area is
Canada
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The largest island in the Mediterranean sea is more...

What is the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

What's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!

Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and
"lollipop" with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Maine is the only state in the U.S. whose name is just one syllable. (I'll
bet you're going to check this out.)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or
purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (Are you
doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every
letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for
accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read
left to right or right to left
(palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going more...