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    10 Fucking Limericks

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    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin,
    "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!


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    There was a young man from Belgrave,
    Who found a dead whore in a cave.
    It must have taken pluck,
    to have a cold fuck;
    But think of the money he saved!


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    There once was a man from Racine
    who'd invented a fucking machine.
    Concave or convex,
    it fit either sex,
    but boy, was it a bitch to keep clean.


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