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    Interactive Poetry Assitance Program (LoveMaker v3.1)

    Welcome to the LoveMaker! (v3. 1 Erosoft Industries, (c) 1993)
    At the prompt, please enter your response.
    I am the LOVEMAKER. A personalized, interactive poetry assistance program.
    What is your name?
    %JOHN
    What a nice name, JOHN. You must be a man.
    %YES
    How nice for you. Who is your poem for, JOHN?
    %SHEILA
    How nice for SHEILA. She must be a woman?
    %YES
    SHEILA must be very special to you, JOHN. Is she?
    %YES
    What is the occasion, JOHN?
    %VALENTINE'S DAY
    SHEILA is a very lucky woman. I will need information about SHEILA
    for a poem that best reflects your deep feelings for her, JOHN.
    What color are her eyes?
    %BLUE
    Thank you, JOHN. But could you be more specific? Are they blue like
    the sky after a clearing storm? Are they the icy blue of the far flung
    fjords, shrouded in mist and mystery? Are they the steely blue of Walter
    Gropius's later Bauhaus sketchbooks? Are they a cornflower more...

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