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    Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe

    HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY

    STEP 1: GO BUY A TURKEY
    STEP 2: TAKE A DRINK OF WHISKEY (SCOTCH)
    STEP 3: PUT TURKEY IN THE OVEN
    STEP 4: TAKE ANOTHER 2 DRINKS OF WHISKEY
    STEP 5: SET THE DEGREE AT 375 OVENS
    STEP 6: TAKE 3 MORE WHISKEYS OF DRINK
    STEP 7: TURN OVEN THE ON
    STEP 8: TAKE 4 WHISKS OF DRINKY
    STEP 9: TURK THE BASTEY
    STEP 10: WHISKEY ANOTHER BOTTLE OF GET
    STEP 11: STICK A TURKEY IN THE THERMOMETER
    STEP 12: GLASS YOURSELF A POUR OF WHISKEY
    STEP 13: BAKE THE WHISKEY FOR HOURS
    STEP 14: TEST THE LURKEY FOR NUMBNESS
    STEP 15: TAKE THE OVEN OUT OF THE LURKEY
    STEP 16: FLOOR THE LURKEY UP OFF OF THE PICK
    STEP 17: TURK THE CARVEY
    STEP 18: GET YOURSELF NUTHER SCOTTLE OF BOTCH
    STEP 19: TET THE SABLE AND POUR YOURSELF A GLASS OF TURKEY
    STEP 20: BLESS THE SAYING, PASS AND EAT OUT=2

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