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While cleaning her son's room, a mom found a bondage S & M magazine in his closet. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He glanced at it briefly and handed it back to her without uttering a word. "Well," she said, "what do you think we should do about this?"
"I don't know," he replied, "but I don't think you should spank him."

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Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.' Listen to this,' she said.'There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.'' Hmmm,' her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said,' Would you swap me for a season ticket?'' Absolutely not,' he said.' How sweet,' Sarah said.' Tell me why not.'' Season's more than half over,' he said.

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate.

He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.

"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"

The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man.

"I'm nineteen," he replied.

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One day a mother was cleaning her son's room, and in the closet she found a S & M magazine. Unsure of how to confront her son, she hid the magazine until his father got home. She showed her husband what she had found while she was cleaning. He looked at the S & M magazine and handed it back to her without a word.She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?" He looked back at her hesitantly and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him."

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

One morning Bobby's mother was cleaning his room, and she found an S & M magazine under the bed. She was beside herself worrying, trying to think of how to handle the situation.
Finally her husband came home from work, and he asked her how her day was. The mother told him about the magazine. Shaking, she asked him how they were going to handle this situation.
Her husband sat there for awhile, sighed, and said, "Well, I guess spanking him is out of the question."