Mains Jokes

If it doesn't run off the mains, batteries are never included If it does run off the mains, a plug is never included Everything is designed to break by Dec 26 If you can wear it, it's the wrong size If it fits, the color is never right Santa Claus is an incorrigible practical joker

1. If it doesn't run off the mains, batteries are never included
2. If it does run off the mains, a plug is never included
3. Everything is designed to break by Dec 26
4. If you can wear it, it's the wrong size

5. If it fits, the color is never right

6. Santa Claus is an incorrigible practical joker

If it doesn't run off the mains, batteries are never included
If it does run off the mains, a plug is never included
Everything is designed to break by Dec 26
If you can wear it, it's the wrong size
If it fits, the color is never right
Santa Claus is an incorrigible practical joker