"Murphy's Christmas presents laws" joke
If it doesn't run off the mains, batteries are never included
If it does run off the mains, a plug is never included
Everything is designed to break by Dec 26
If you can wear it, it's the wrong size
If it fits, the color is never right
Santa Claus is an incorrigible practical joker
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