Malayalee Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you call the birth of a mallu?
Mal(l)-formation

What is the malayalam version of "Maine Pyar Kiya " called?
"Menon Pyar Kiya"

I am starting a new topic here.
In our day to day life we come across many hilarious real-life situations. It can be a funny sign-board, funny mistake in a news paper or a shop sign board or an overheard conversation or any such thing we encounter in our daily life.
If we are keen observers we can spot many such funny things around us(Some examples are given below):-
A traffic sign board on the East Coast Road from Pondichery to Chennai:
"HEAVEN CAN WAIT. DRIVE SLOWLY'.
Another Traffic Sign Board seen at Chembur in Mumbai
"HOSPITAL CEILINGS ARE BORING TO LOOK AT. DRIVE CAREFULLY'

So..... citizens of Ananthapuri are requested to start posting their funny finds. Only condition is that the matter posted should be real and it would be nice if you can add details such as the name of the place etc...........

Mallus have been and are among India's most widely spread Community.

If anyone needs proof then all they need do is look into NASA archives.

As Neil Armstrong was about to say "One small step...", a Kaka came out of his shaap, and called his boy..

"Yada.. randu chaaya.". So much so for Armstrong being the first man on the moon. Mallus were there first!

Where is the only place in the world where a Malayalee doesn't work hard?

Keralam (Kerala)

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not

been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and

that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to

walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings,

he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed

and asked him to sit down saying; Myfriend, you have not worked here

for even one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to

explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

Man:- 8am to 4pm. i. e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 more...

Offer him fish curry and kaLLu (toddy) and ask him to choose only one of them.

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