Malayalee Jokes / Recent Jokes
What is Bruce Lee's favorite weapon?
Kodaa Lee
According to Bruce Lee, which is the Venomous snake?
Ana Lee
Place where Bruce Lee stays when he is in Kerala
Adima Lee
Bruce Lee's Favorite Malayalam Channel
Kaira Lee
Bruce Lee favorite vegetable?
Thakkaa Lee
What sound does Bruce Lee make when some one hits him?
Nilavi Lee
What is Bruce Lee's pet
Chunde Lee
What kind of water does Bruce Lee prefer with his lunch?
Karingaa Lee
What is Bruce Lee's Girl Friend's name?
Anaarka Lee
What is Bruce Lee's nick name?
Neeraa Lee
While in kerala he likes to be known
Malaya Lee
This is strange... can you figure it out?
Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?
Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!
* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
* There's no trick or surprise.
* Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one
at a time and as quickly as you can!
* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until
you've done each of them. .. really.
* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something>
Think of a number from 1 to 10
Multiply that number by 9
If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
Now subtract 5
Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the
number
you ended up with
(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, etc.)
Think of a country that starts with that letter
Remember the last letter of more...
Kunjuvaave mugalilentha.....
Listen buddy, that chick is mine....!
Kelku koottukaara aa kozhikunju entaya.....
R U Nuts..?
Thaangal Andiyaano......?
Rock The Party.....
Paara enna aaghosham....!
How do u do...?
nee enganaya cheyyunne....?
Come lets hangout....!
Varu Namukku Kettithoongaaam.....!!!!!!!!
Once a principal caught a student outside the class.
Pincipal: Why Are u Rotating here, go and climb the class.
What he intended to say: Enthanu ivide thirinju kalikunathu Poyi classil kayar.
*** Vakyathil Prayogikkuka ***
POTTICHIRI
Adukkalayil undayirunna biscuit packet aaro pottichirikkunnu
VIMMISHTAM
Idhu vare EXO dishwash bar upyogitchu madutha ammayikku ippol
Vimmishtamaayi
SADAACHAARAM
Jolikkaari aduppilninnum sadaa chaaram vaarum.
UTHARAM MUTTI
Innale thattinpurathu kayariyappol, ente thalayil uththaram mutti.
PIDIKITTUKA
Kuda nashttappettengilum athinte pidikitti
ADICHELPPIKKUKA
Ravile ezhunelkkathirunna ramuvine achan adichelppichu
JEEVIKKUKA
G vikkuka budhimuttanekil ini kurachu naal H vikkan sramikkam..
ETTUM POTTUM
8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum!
MUDANTHAN NYAAYAM
Innale kavalayil oru mudanthan nyaayam prayunnathu kettu.
AZHIMATHI
Veedu panithappol sit outtil jannal mathiyennnu achan paranjappo
tintumon paranju venda AZHI MATHI..
AAROPANAM
Innale bank locker kuthi-thurannu aaro panam moshtichu
Infinite number..
One to change the bulb,
20 to form the light bulb workers' union (Marxist),
30 to form the counter union (CPI),
1 to be the Light bulb minister,
1 to head the Light bulb corporation,
45 to be nominated to the light bulb corporation,
60 to go to US, Germany, Switzerland and Hawaii to do import product survey on light bulb,
3 to form the Judicial Enquiry commission on light bulb scandal....
so on.... (BTW, Kerala Marxists anyway believe that you don't have to change light bulbs.. A light bulb has seeds of its own revolution....)
What is the difference between Kunikudi Vaidyanathan and Gandhiji?
One is a violanist, the other is a non-violanist!
One Mallu is a coconut stall.
Two Mallus is a boat race.
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus is an oil slick.
One Tam-Brahm is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms is a maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms is a queue outside the U. S consulate at 4 a. m..
Four Tam-Brahms is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara.