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Classic Meanings !!!!!!!

Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings:
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. .
9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & more...

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What Do You Call ?

A smart Malayalee?

Debo-nair

A dynamic Malayalee?

Pheno-Menon

A Malayalee drunkard?

Kutty Sark

A very rich Malayalee?

MillionIyer

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Credit Card Classic Sarcasm!!!

Credit Card Classic Sarcasm!!

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 20th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an
uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send more...

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Wrong Calls Can Kill............

Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife.
*But accidently the call went to a cricket stadium having Test Match *
He asked what is the condition.
*He died after what he heard. *
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7 ARE ALREADY OUT
3 MORE WILL BE OUT HOPEFULLY BY more...

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Nike

Two friends..........."
Two guys were walking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that
looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and
pulled out a pair of Nike.
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to makeyou run faster than that tiger?"
First one replied: I don't have to run faster than the tiger,
Second One: Then????
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"I just have to run faster than you"