Malcolm Jokes

There is black boy, Malcolm; a white boy, James; and a Mexican girl
Jaunita in a spelling bee at school.
To win the spelling bee the student must spell the word correctly and use
the word in a sentence.
Teacher: James, spell dictate.
James: d-e-c-t-a-t-e
Teacher: Sorry that's wrong.
Teacher: Juanita spell dictate.
Juanita: d-i-k-t-a-t-e
Teacher: Sorry that's wrong.
Teacher: Malcolm spell dictate.
Malcolm: d-i-c-t-a-t-e
Teacher: Correct Malcolm. Now use it in a sentence.
Malcolm: Juanita, how my dic tate las nite?

"I can tell by your accent that ye're Irish. Pray tell, what part o' Ireland ye from?""I'm from Dublin" the man replied."Are ye now? Well, it just so happens I'm from Dublin meself. Where 'bouts did ye grow up?""I grew up on the south side, near Malcolm Street." said the second man."Well kiss my Blarney Stone!" said the first, "I grew up on Malcolm Street meself. Tell me, did ye go to school around there?""Aye, I went to St. Agnes.""Faith and Begorrah! I went to St. Agnes meself. What year'd ye graduate?""I was in the class o' '67""Well ain't this a small world!" said the first man "I graduated in 1967 meself"About this time another man walks in and sits down at the opposite end of the bar and orders a drink. As the bartender take him his usual he says:"Evening, Mike, you know it's gonna be a long night when the O'Malley twins get drunk."

Your Mama is so fat, that when she wore a Malcolm X T-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Malcolm!
Malcolm who?
Malcome you didn't do your homework!

Two dwarfs are sitting in a bar talking about women and beer when a couple of prostitutes stide up to them.
"Like any buisness tonight?"
They ask, making sure their ample clevages are showing.
"Ay! Allright" Of course obviously they are scottish...
"Just so happens we have two rooms in the hotel accross road" The first dwarf, 'Malcolm' says.
They cross the road and go up to their hotel rooms which are situated next to each other. Dwarf number 2 'Jimmy' as he likes to be called sits on the bed with his partner for the night.
"Ahhh....has been a long time since I have enjoyed such a woman as yourself" Jimmy tells his new found friend. But to his disgust he has great problems trying to get "lil' Jimmy" to cooperate... To make the situation worse he can hear Malcolm in the next room....
"ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! MMMWWAWWAAAAA!!" Obviously he is having far greater success... In fact at this point in time more...