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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.' The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.'The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked,' Well, how much does a brain cost?'The Doctor quickly responded,' $25,000 for a male brain, and $3,000 for a female brain.'The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,' Why is the male brain so much more?'The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group,' It's just standard pricing procedure. more...

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, its a male; if she answers, its female.

Taught by men, for women. 101
Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV 102
Doing Housework Without Complaining 103
Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge 104
Going to The Washroom Alone
(formerly Coping Without My Friends) 105
Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?" 106
Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother 107
Learning How to Initiate Intimacy 108
How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong 109
Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?" 110
Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must 111
The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too 112
Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love" 113
"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous 114
How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him 115
The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle 116
You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone more...

The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialist had to say.
'Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.'
'Well, how much does a brain cost?' asked the relatives.
'For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000.'
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked,
'Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?'
'A standard pricing practice,' said the head of the team. 'Women's brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used.'

Similarities BRA and BAR
Both are drinking joints. Both have restriction time on closing and opening timings Both are flashy. When open, both drive men mad.
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Why women wear undergarments with flowers printed on them?
To pay tribute to men who got buried under them
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Why was the sardar arrested in the political rally?
Because he saw a lady journalist going with a badge on her chest which said' PRESS' and he did
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There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant! !
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER
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Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal: cock-a-doodle-dooo! !!
Retarded: doodle-cock-a-dooo! !!
Gay: any-cock-will more...

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?

A woman that won't do what she's told.

The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.
"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."
All the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they're used."