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    Merger Mania Continues

    There appears to be no end to merger mania - one of the greatest threats to our freedom and democracy - putting more and more control into the hands of fewer and fewer people.
    The following are more Mergers that appear to be on the horizon:
    Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil
    - Honey, I'm Home
    Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining
    - Mine, All Mine
    Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining
    - Zip Audi Do-Da
    Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization of Women
    - Knott NOW!
    John Deere and Abitibi-Price
    - Deere Abi
    Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
    - Fairwell Honeychild
    3M and Goodyear
    - mmmGood
    Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants
    - Poupon Pants
    Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush Co., and W.R. Grace Co.
    - Hale Mary Fuller Grace
    Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler
    - Poly-Warner-Cracker

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