Marathon Jokes

A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing
The bystander A Marathon race is going on
Sardar: What do they get from that?
Bystander: The winner will get a prize
Sardar: Then why are the others running?!

The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face. "You know," he confided to his host, "I wasn't even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued, "My wife's been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."

Two fat men took part in a marathon.
One ran in short bursts, and the other ran in burst shorts.

Lance Armstrong is on the verge of winning the Tour De France for the 8th time. Just in case the French don’t hate us enough.

One Day Sardar Happened To See A Marathon Race.
"What The Guys Are Doing" Asked The Sardar.
" We Are Running A Marathon. The Winner Will Get Prize" Replied One Runner.
"Only The Winner Will Get Prize! Then Why Others Are Participating!!" Exclaimed The Sardar