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A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's been a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. Can't get any women to have sex with him. No men either, one would think. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help.

Witch takes a look at the problem (yikes!) and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."

Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would. Finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog.

Frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."

Guy looks down, sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great, he thinks -- let's try that more...

He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage, much less living together.But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "Judith?""Yes, this is Judith." "Will you marry me?" "Of course. Who's speaking?"

Two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a Widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from one another as the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, " Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of' careful consideration', she answered "Yes. Yes, I will."
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to Their respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say' yes' or did she say' no'?" He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just Could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to The telephone and called her.
First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, "When more...

Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.

A man marry one of three sisters.
Unfortunatelly, within a year or so she dies and he calls her parents to tell how terribly sorry he feels. Then he asks if he could marry their second daughter.
Well, they can't blaim him for being a bad husband to their child and they let him to have the second sister. Again, she prematurely passes away leaving him a widower, he calls his wife's parents to tell them what happened and asks if they wouldn't let him to marry their third daughter, what they do.
After a short period of time, the man calls the parents and says: "You will laugh but your third daughter had died, too!"

There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn't found a lady yet who likes it and he can't get any pleasure.
She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog when he finds the frog he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says no, his cock will shrink 5 inches.
He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks "frog, will you marry me?"
The frog says "no" And his prick shrinks five inches. The guys thinks to himself, "Wow, that was pretty cool. But, it's still too big." So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: "Frog, will you marry me?"
Frog: "No, I won't marry you."
The guys dick shrinks another five inches. But that's still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is still just a little bit too big. But he thinks that 10 inches would be just more...

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and
>going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to
bring
over
>3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
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>The mother agrees.
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>The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and
>sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says,
>"Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
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>She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."
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>"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
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>"I don't like her."