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This man was sitting qietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. The Man asked "What's that for?" His wife replied "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name MaryLou written on it." The Man Said "Oh honey, remember when we went to the horse races? MaryLou was the name of the horse that I bet on". The wife looked satisfied and went off to do the rest of the house work. Three days later when the man was seated with newspaper, he is once again treated with the frying pan swatting. The man says "What's that for?" The wife replied;" Your horse called!".
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A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation.""Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."'The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again."What was that for?" he complained."Your dog called last night."

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?" Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. Man: "What the hell was that for this time?" Wife: "Your horse called."

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She replies, "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
He says, "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
She is appeased and goes off to work around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
He says, "What's that for this time?"
She answered, "Your horse called.

A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one
morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife
sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his
head with a huge frying pan.
MAN: "What was that for?"
WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants
pocket with
the name Marylou written on it?"
MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to
the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the
horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes
off to do work
around the house. Three days later he is once again
sitting in his
chair reading and she repeats the frying pan
swatting.
MAN: "What was that for this time?"
WIFE: "Your horse phoned."