Billy-bob Jokes

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles
on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has
happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love
to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery,
spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.
Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."

it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.
billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>
...now its 11:00 at the police station...
billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>
...now its midnight... and the power goes out...!!
billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>
wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button.
billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger! :>

Bubba pulled the car over to the side of the road and showed Billy-Bob where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Bubba recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Billy-Bob.
"Yes. It was great until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaaaa."

One day the sheriff saw Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on but his boots.
"Billy-Bob, whatcha doin' walkin' 'round town like that?" demanded the sheriff.
"Well, sheriff," Billy-Bob replied, "me and Cindy-Lou was a-cuddlin' down on the farm. Cindy-Lou said we should go in the barn, so we did. Then we started a-kissin' and a-cuddlin' some more and things got pretty hot and heavy. Then Cindy-Lou took off all her clothes and said I should too. So I took off everythin' but my boots."
Then Cindy-Lou lay herself down on the hay," Billy-Bob continued, "and she said to me, 'Okay, Billy-Bob, let's go to town!' Looks like I's the first one here, sheriff."

it is 10: 00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >... now its 11: 00 at the police station... billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >... now its midnight... and the power goes out...!! billy-bob: hey billi-jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob!: >wait?! billy-bob thats not my belly-button. billy-bob: i know...:> and thats not my finger!!: >