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One day the Arkansas county sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his boots.
The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the heck are you doing walking around town dressed like that?"
Billy-Bob replies "Well, Sheriff, me and MaryLou was down on the farm and we started a-cuddlin.' MaryLou said we should go in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we started a kissing and a-cuddlin' some more and things got pretty hot and heavy. Well, then MaryLou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. So, I took off all my clothes except my boots. Then MaryLou lay herself on the hay and said' Okay Billy-Bob, lets go to town!'....
I guess I'm the first one here!"

A man is sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Man:
'What was that for?'
Wife:
'What was that piece of paper in your pants' pocket with the name Marylou written on it?'
Man:
'Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on. '
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes and goes off to work around the house.
Three days later the man is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Man:
'What the hell was that for this time?'
Wife:
'Your horse called.'

A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.' What was that for?' he asks.' That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it,' she replies.' Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explains. She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house. Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes to, he asks,' What the heck was that for?' She answers,' Your horse just phoned.'

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

MAN: "What was that for?"

WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"

MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."

The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.

MAN: "What was that for this time?"

WIFE: "Your horse phoned."

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man:' What was that for?'

Wife:' What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?' Man:' Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on.' The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. Man:' What the hell was that for this time?' Wife:' Your horse called.'