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    A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs

    A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook. Ivette - Banana PieYou buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it. Russell - TurkeyYou cut the turkey up and put it in the oven for ten minutes and 300 degrees. You put gravy on it and eat it. Geremy - TurkeyYou buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife and make sure all the wires are out and take out the neck and heart. Then you put it in a big pan and cook it for half an hour at 80 degrees. Then you invite people over and eat. Andrew - PizzaBuy some dough, some cheese and pepperoni. Then you cook it for 10 hours at 5 degrees. Then you eat it. Shelby - ApplesauceGo to the store and buy some apples, and then you squish them up. Then you put them in a jar that says, "Applesauce". Then you eat it. more...

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    Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids

    A Thanksgiving Cookbook
    by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class
    NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook.
    Ivette - Banana Pie
    You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it.
    Russell - Turkey
    You cut the turkey up and put it in the oven for ten minutes and 300 degrees. You put gravy on it and eat it.
    Geremy - Turkey
    You buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife and make sure all the wires are out and take out the neck and heart. Then you put it in a big pan and cook it for half an hour at 80 degrees. Then you invite people over and eat.
    Andrew - Pizza
    Buy some dough, some cheese and pepperoni. Then you cook it for 10 hours at 5 degrees. Then you eat it.
    Shelby - Applesauce
    Go to the store and buy some apples, and then you squish them up. Then you put more...

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