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A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."

Two kung-fu masters were carrying on about their respective skills. "Why, my reflexes are such that you will not believe," boasted Master Foo and drawing his sword, he sliced at a passing fly, which promptly dropped dead in two pieces. "That's nothing," said Master Koh. Drawing his sword, he made two deft cuts at another passing fly. Master Foo was highly amused. "What are you talking about?" he sneered. "That fly is still flying." "Ah yes," replied Master Koh, "but now it can never have children."

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean, can I take this train to Kuala Lumpur?
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

There were these two dogs in a vet's waiting room, each eyeing the
other suspiciously. One of them turns to the other.
"What are you here for?" he asks.
"Well," replies the other, "I was feeling really bad the other day,
and Master's six year old son started bothering me. I tried to ignore
it, but I was feeling so rotten that I bit his hand off."
"I don't blame you. So, what are you here for?"
"Erm... well... Master reckons that I'm too vicious, so I'm going to
be... you know... I'm going to have the operation..."
"Oh dear. I'm sorry," sympathised the first dog.
Time passed. The about-to-be-neutered dog coughed politely.
"So," he asked, "What are you in here for?"
"Oh, nothing really," the other replied, embarrassed.
"Go on, tell me. Please..."
"OK. Well, it's like this. The bitch next door was in heat, and so I
was more...

Master: Why were you thrown out of your previous job.
Servant: Because I swat a fly.
Master: Just because you swat a fly?
Servant: Yes - it was sitting on the master's nose.

a banana sas to a dick my master peals me and eats me. the dick replied my master wraps me in a tight coat and shakes me until i get sick

Once there was a man, whose servant didn't remember anything properly. One day in that man's house there was a robbery.
The man told his servant to inform the police that- Last night, the stars were shining, dogs were barking, one thief came and took my master's cow.
The servant went to the police station and said- Last night, the dogs were shining, the stars were barking, one cow came and stole my master's thief.