Mccain Jokes / Recent Jokes
John McCain lost by a significant margin to Barack Obama. In fact, McCain finished third in voting behind David Archuleta.
On ABC's "This Week," Senator John McCain said he's "proud" of the President's leadership. McCain then asked if he was a "good boy," and wondered when the President would take him for a walk.
President-elect Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain met Monday in Chicago to talk about ways to work together and some are saying that Obama might give him a positoin in his cabinet. Apparently we can rule out Secretary of Health.
John McCain Chooses a Running Mate
Sarah Palin may be the ideological opposite of Hillary Clinton, but she's her gynecological twin.
Sen. John McCain said Tuesday he hopes to patch things up with conservative Christian leader James Dobson, who recently said he wouldn't support the Republican's presidential bid under any circumstances.
I'm obviously disappointed and I'd like to continue and have a dialogue with Dr. Dobson and other members of the community," McCain said Tuesday during a stop in Columbia. "I'm happy to say that I've established a dialogue with a number of other leaders, including the Rev. Jerry Falwell, "Purpose Driven Life" author Rick Warren and Dr. Richard Land"
McCain has reached out to conservatives he once crossed. Last May, he spoke at Falwell's Liberty University in Virginia. In September he addressed the Southern Baptist Convention. And in December, he snorted crystal meth with Ted Haggard while fisting rent boys.
Browne sued McCain for using his song "Running on Empty" in a campaign video without his permission. This isn't the first time McCain used music without permission in a political campaign. In 1780, he was sued by Mozart.
McCain announced today that he would name Levi Johnston, the future son in law of Sarah Palin, Energy Secretary in his administration. When asked about appointing a high schooler with no experience, McCain said "This guy is perfect for me, not only is he not afraid to drill offshore, he is also comfortable drilling onshore in unprotected areas."