Mccain Jokes / Recent Jokes
Sarah Palin questioned John McCain's decision to abandon efforts to win Michigan. Palin, a mother of five children, apparently hates pull outs.
Phil Gramm, a top adviser to Sen. John McCain, on Thursday stood by his comment that the country is in a "mental recession," and said he was trying to say the nation's leaders, not its people, were "whiners."
Pictured here is McCain teaching other Nation leaders the "Right" facial expression to make, when whining.
John McCain talks to the press and gives some hints about his 2008 plans...
"Does my breath smell? I've had my face buried in the Religious Right's ass so much lately, I probably need an Altoid."
President Bush and Sen. John McCain have reached a tentative deal concerning the treatment of prisoners according to the Geneva Conventions against torture.
Bush will continue doing what he wants, and McCain will keep his mouth shut unless he wants to, "take a little trip down memory lane."
In recent speeches, McCain points out that Obama is too "out of touch" to be President of the United States. He goes on to say that America needs to stay on the same track. The old red, white and blue needs someone who is as attuned to the hearts and minds of its citizens as George W. Bush.
Inside sources report that McCain hired Tom Cruise last week as his new speechwriter, to help him in this close race, because America knows how "in touch" Tom Cruise is. Good choice McCain!
You might recall that John Hinckley was the seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from former presidential hopeful John McCain to Mr. Hinkley. The staff at the mental facility where Hinkley is being treted is reported to have intercepted this memo and it reads as follows:
To: John Hinckley
From: Sen. John McCain, R AZ.
My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is more...
Last night Barack Obama's political commercial aired on NBC, CBS, FOX, and a few cable networks. In a counter move, tonight John McCain will appear in a commercial for Flomax.