"McCain and Tom Cruise in cahoots" joke

In recent speeches, McCain points out that Obama is too "out of touch" to be President of the United States. He goes on to say that America needs to stay on the same track. The old red, white and blue needs someone who is as attuned to the hearts and minds of its citizens as George W. Bush.
Inside sources report that McCain hired Tom Cruise last week as his new speechwriter, to help him in this close race, because America knows how "in touch" Tom Cruise is. Good choice McCain!

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