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Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse - after hearing both sides about the separation, the judge spoke. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane. Minnie seems completely rational to me." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking Goofy!"
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse.
Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"
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