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    12 Days of Christmas sent from Mexico

    On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
    A Marachi band playing just for me.
    On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
    2 pounds of tortilla chips.
    A Marachi band playing just for me.
    On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
    3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)
    2 pounds of tortilla chips.
    A Marachi band playing just for me.
    On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
    4 bowls of salsa.
    3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)
    2 pounds of tortilla chips.
    A Marachi band playing just for me.
    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
    5 gallons of Mescal.
    4 bowls of salsa.
    3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)
    2 pounds of tortilla chips.
    A Marachi band playing just for me.
    On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
    6 tiny key limes.
    5 gallons of Mescal.
    4 bowls of salsa.
    3 Habenero Peppers (oh hot!)
    2 pounds of tortilla chips.
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