Mexican Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day the Mexican maid announced to her boss's wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, "I am in the family way."
The wife was both surprised and shocked, and asked who it was.
The maid replied, "Your husband and your son."
This time, the wife was horrified and demanded an explanation.
"Well," the maid explained, "I go to the library to clean it and you husband say, 'You are in the way'. I go to the living room to clean and you son say 'You are in my way'. So I'm in the family way and I quit."

An American, an Italian, and a Mexican are eating together. The Italian eats part of his breadstick and throws it away. The Mexican asks him why he threw it away and the Italian answers, "There's plenty of them where I come from."
The Mexican eats part of his nachos and throws the rest away. The Italian asks why and the Mexican says "There's plenty of them where I come from."
Then the American takes the Mexican and throws him over the bridge. The Italian asks why, and the American says, "There's plenty of them where I come from."

One day there was a Mexican, an American, and a German and they were
on a bridge. The German took a puff of his cigarette and threw it
in the river. They asked what did you do that for he said I got
plenty of them in my country. The Mexican took a sip of his beer
and threw it in the river. They asked what did you do that for he said I got
plenty of them in my country. The American beat up the Mexican
and threw it in the river. They asked what did you do that for he said I got
plenty of them in my country.

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"

"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.

He responds, "I`ll take the Mexican."

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

Q: what do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Cinco (Sinko)