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The Mexican player was content to buy one house for his family, relatives, and friends.
The French player quit when he had to pay half his money in rent to the German contestant.
The Indian player owned all the cheap hotels.
Why doesn`t Mexico have an Olympic team? Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones... The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia. ....... U. GoghThe brother who bleached all his clothes white. . Hue GoghThe sister who wore a mini skirt to dance in bars. .. Go GoghThe real obnoxious brother. ......... Please GoghThe brother who ate prunes. ........... Gotta GoghThe uncle who worked at a convenience store. ...... Stop N GoghHis dizzy aunt. ............ Verti GoghThe cousin that moved to Illinois. ........ Chicah GoghHis magician uncle. ............. Wherediddy GoghThe cousin who lived in Mexico. ......... Amee GoghAnother cousin who lived in Mexico. ........ Green GoghNephew that drove a stage coach. ......... Wells Far GoghAunt who was a good dancer. ............. Tan Gogh
Why wasn`t Jesus born in Mexico? He couldn`t find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)
A mark resembling an outline of the Virgin Mary appeared on a griddle at the Las Palmas Mexican restaurant in Calexico, Calif. Manager Brenda Martinez said the likeness first appeared when the griddle was being cleaned on April 22. Religious experts are saying this is a miracle, because they’ve never heard of a Mexican restaurant cleaning a griddle.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example... The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax" depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40, 000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, "ko-kou-ko-le," which can be loosely translated as "happiness in the mouth." In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead." Also in Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off." The American more...