Mexico Jokes / Recent Jokes
State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet. In recent years, several efforts have been made to legalize camel racing and ostrich racing in New Mexico, but to no avail. Those bills were defeated, but the legislature recently allowed gambling on bicycle races. Albuquerque: It is illegal for cab drivers to reach out and pull potential customers into their cabs.Carrizozo: It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. Las Cruces: You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.
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Dumb New Mexico Laws
# State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
Carrizozo
# It`s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Las Cruces
# You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.
Why is the grass in mexico so long?
:cause the mexicans are over
here cutting ours
Why can't Mexico beat us in the Olympics?
- Everyone that can run jump or swim is already here.
Mexico now has one of the world's most liberal laws for drug users after eliminating jail time for small amounts of marijuana, cocaine and even heroin, LSD and methamphetamine. In related news, Mexican officials are reporting a large influx of illegal immigrants from the United States.
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery were disconsolate at the loss.
Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th, and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo....