Michael Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. Because there were lil boys on the other side =)
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Baltimore Orioles have in common?
A: They both walk around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
Yup, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the 3-year-olds!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson.
If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest!
Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
A: By all the Big Wheels parked in his driveway.
And finally, I found out why Michael has cut down on public appearances...
He wants to more...
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God,
"and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things,"
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while more...
What is Michael Jackson's favorite Theme Park?
Whichever one has the most kids that day.
Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.
Q. What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. Why both slap thier meat between 4 year old buns.
Day1:one day this man's sone walked home from school and said daddy is god white or black then the daddy said he's both son
Day2:The little boy came home and asked his daddy is god a male or a female then his daddy said he's both son.
Day3:the little boy came home and asked his daddy another question and he said daddy does god love all children and his daddy said yes son.
Day4;the little boy came home and asked his daddy does god have all his children sleep in his bed with him and his daddy said yes son.
Day5:the little boy came home and asked his daddy, daddy is god michael jackson and his daddy did not respond