Michael Jokes / Recent Jokes
Michael Vick is reportedly shopping a post-prison reality show. Something tells us it won't be on Animal Planet.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue.
•Did you hear about Michael Jackson and the Boyscouts?................. he's up to two packs a day!
•Recently Michael opened an amusement park............... you have to be at least 4 feet tall to ride Michael!
•After Michael's terrible breakup he started playing the field.......... the little league field! •Why are Michael Jackson's pants so short?.................. they're not his!
•What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?.................. 39 year old meat between 11 year old buns!
Q: What happens when Michael talks about sex?
A: It’s all very tongue in cheek.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: One, but 500 children to hold the ladder!
Why does michael jackson like tweenty egight year olds?
Because there is 20 of them.