Michael Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes

Among the celebrites atending the memorial at the Staples Center in LA will be Jack Nicholson. Jack though is a little confused and thinks the ceremony will honor Lakers coach Phil Jackson.

I tried to go down to pay my respects to the King of Pop. I won my ticket online, went to Staples, waited, waited and waited longer. No one came so I just bought some highlighters and a 3 hole punch.

At Michael Jackson's memorial service today, Stevie Wonder opened with, "This is a moment I wish I didn't live to see coming."
Um...d'you wanna...? Should I...? It's just that he's...y'know what - we'll just leave it alone.

Michael Jackson is seeking a comeback in London because he's broke like everybody else. Except he was broke well before the economy bust. Remember when he was running a children's amusement park and not charging admission? Plus open bar! That business model was never going to work.

Elizabeth Taylor was told by Jackson family members not to attend the funeral for Michael. Father Joe Jackson told reporters, " We didn't want that old bag dying here and ruining everything for us "

After much debate, Michael Jackson's final resting place was revealed. Jackson was buried alongside the 2009 New York Mets.

Sources say that Michael Jackson showed signs of IV drug use. Sure enough, he had marks on his arm, syringes in his house, and in the past year, he tripled his home run total.