Michael Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes

Michael Jackson died of food poisoning!..it seems he got hold of some 10 year old nuts!

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

Transformers, hide your children.

Due to the very high risk of someone trying to get into Michael Jackson's coffin, the Jackson family has decided to add a lock to Michael's coffin.
Due to the sex offender law in California it needs to be a child safety lock just in case.

This weekend in Los Angeles shots were fired at a party following the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.

The good news they were just warning shots to let everyone know Michael Jackson arrived.

When Michael Jackson heard that three 12-year-old boys won the Tony award for Billy Elliot,he's said to have Beat It furiously.

Its been speculated, the critical turning point in Michael Jackson's career and life was the commercial for Pepsi.
With most people it's Coke...

Michael Jackson celebrated his 50th birthday Friday.
In related news, his nose turns 25.