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Caught in the Act or Lack of Common Sense
Portsmouth, R.I. Police charged Gregory Rosa, 25, with a string of vending
machine robberies in January when he (1) fled from police inexplicably when they
spotted him loitering around a vending machine and (2) later tried to post his
$400 bail in coins.
Karen Lee Joachimmi, 20, was arrested in Lake City Florida for robbery of a
Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chain saw, which was
not plugged in.
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in
Ypsilanti, Michigan at 7:50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned
him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food
order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available
for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
David Posman, 33, was arrested recently in Providence, R.I, after allegedly
knocking out an armored car more...

The Detroit Lions plan to blackout their game against the Washington Redskins. They've also been trying to blackout last season.

The Detroit News reported Saturday that 17 year-old Willis Chen, a senior at Canton High School, received perfect scores on the ACT, the SAT and the PSAT. ACT Inc. spokeswoman Mary Owens says it’s “quite an accomplishment.” The College Board, which administers the SAT and PSAT, says it doesn’t track whether anyone has scored perfectly on both tests. Willis celebrated another outstanding achievement, 17 years and he’s never had a date.

Notre Dame will honor its 1940s teams at Saturday's game against Michigan State. And hopefully a few of those players are still eligible to play.