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...between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
Mick Jagger says, "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"
A Scotsman says, "Hey! McCloud! get off of me ewe!"
What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger? Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, you, you, get off of my cloud." An English sheepherder says: "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
Paddy and Mick were watching a John Wayne film on TV. In one scene John Wayne was riding madly towards a cliff.' I'll bet you $10 he falls over that cliff' said Paddy.
' Done,' said Mick.
John Wayne rode straight over the cliff. As Mick handed over his $10, Paddy said' I feel a bit guilty about this, I've seen the film before.'
' So have I,' said Mick,' but I didn't think that he would be stupid enough to make the same mistake twice! '
(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious problem with the Instrument landing systems. In a Fit of Panic, Paddy the Pilot turns to his co-Pilot and says. "Jazus Mick...Well have to turn back...none of the equipment is working!." Mick says to Paddy; "No Problem...Sure I can tell where we are by sticking my hand out the Window! "OK!" says Paddy, "Where are we then?"Mick winds down the window and sticks his hand out and replies; "Well Paddy, I reckon were over the Bay of Biscay. The humidity seems to be gone out of the air. This is caused by the seawater. Just Head North""Brilliant!" replies Paddy, and precedes north bound. Fifteen Minutes later Paddy asks: " Where are we now Mick?"Mick winds down the window and sticks his hand out and replies; " Were over the English Channel now. The more...
What's the difference between a Scot and Mick Jagger?
Mick Jagger sang "Hey, you, get offa my cloud."
The Scot says "Hey, McCloud, get offa my ewe."
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie. .. Mick with Barbies head... but Micks lips
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp."Patrick says, "that's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mickreplies, "no, he fell out of the machine gun tower."