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What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?
Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, you, you, get off of my cloud."
An English sheepherder says: "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger? Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, you, you, get off of my cloud."An English sheepherder says: "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before."Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a tick, so I hopped into bed and started feeling up me missus. After a few strokes of her firm arse she got aroused and then we fucked like bunnies for about two hours.Like I do every time after a fuck, I leaned over and turned on the light, lit up two cigarettes and went to pass one to the trouble 'n' strife. Rubbing me weary eyes I realized that I'd accidentally walked into my eight year olds daughter's room by, and worse still she was on the swimming team and didn't smoke.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie. ..Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips

Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I lost me finger!"

"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"

"I just touched this big spinning thing here... No! There goes another one!"

Paddy and mick go into the woods to go hunting.during the night paddy wakes up and spots sonething in the distance he wakes up mick and says Look mick.
when mick looks over a mans head is hanging out of a crocodiles mouth then paddy says that bastards got a lacoste sleeping bag.

Paddy and Mick go to the bar, as they sit with their drink a guy walks in with a bag over his shoulder.Putting the bag on the bar he asks the barman if he wanted to buy any fish.The barman says"Those fish are alive, were did you get them from?" The guy says"Over the hill is a bridge, and down by the bridge the fish jump, so as they jump you grab the fish and put them into the bag."As Paddy and Mick were listening they decide to go and try to catch the fish.Paddy says to Mick" If I hang over the bridge You hold onto my legs and when I catch a fish I will shot it to you Mick OK?" "OK" Mick replies.So Paddy is dangling by his legs while Mick is holding onto his legs. Afew minutes pass and Mick shouts to Paddy"You got one yet Paddy?" "NO" says Paddy. A few more minutes pass and He asks again"You got one yet Paddy?" "Not yet Mick" He replies. At that Paddies legs start to kick out."Oh Paddy You got one more...