Microchip Jokes

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly.

"That`s my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear.

When he finishes he explains, "That`s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.

The others raise their eyebrows.

"I`m getting a Fax," he explains

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man, a japanese presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him curiosly.
"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man (an american) lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The third man a sri lankan, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

Three women -- one german, one japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The german pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly.

a "that was my pager," she said. "i have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

a few minutes later, a phone rang.

The japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

the hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.

She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The hillbilly woman finally said, "well, will you look at that, i''m gettin'' a fax!

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a
beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping
stops. The others look at him curiously.
"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of
my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm
to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone.
I have a microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna.
In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending
from his ass. The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm getting a fax," he explains.

Three guys are sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly, there's a beeping sound. The first guy presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The other two give him a curious look.
"Oh, that's my pager," he says with a grin. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rings and the second man lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes, he explains, "That was just my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna and returns a few minutes later with a piece of toilet paper extending from his butt.
The others raise their eyebrows and he explains, "I'm receiving a fax."