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Tony Blair is backpeddling after he agreed with an interviewer who called the war in Iraq a "disaster."

A spokesman for Blair called it a "slip of the tongue," explaining that he should have preceded it with "unmitigated."

...Baghdad has opened its first Ben & Jerry's ice cream store. The most popular flavor is Iraqi Road. A delicious combination of chocolate ice cream, with nuts, marshmallows, and schrapnel.

He plans to test his arm at the next town hall meeting.

Q: How do you get 30 Israelis into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's air-tight


Q: How do you get 30 Americans into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's got oil in it


Q: How do you get 30 French into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's not in Iraq


Q: How do you get 30 Europeans into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there's no fighting involved


Q: How do you get 30 British politicians in a telephone box?
A: Tell them there are votes in it


Q: How do you get 30 Brits into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's safer than a Tornado


Q: How do you get 30 British MI5 men into a telephone box?
A: Tell them an Iraqi lives there


Q: How do you get 30 British-resident Iraqis into a telephone box?
A: Tell the MI5 men it's Penton-ville Prison


Q: How do you get 30 Russians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there's a slice of bread more...

After the recount, the results were certified by Katherine Harris.

...amid reports of corruption and voter fraud, the UN has sent a delegation to Kabul to verify the Afghanistan elections results. The UN council found no evidence of tampering or voter fraud and have certified Hamid Karzai as the winner with approximately 115% of the vote.

"This is where the longest war the U.S. has ever fought and lost took place," Bush said of Vietnam, "Which is why we have to stay in IRAQ."

Bush immediately turned to one of his handlers and said "Wait, this doesn't even make sense to me."