Middle East Jokes / Recent Jokes
A federal website posted documents that displayed blueprints on how to build an atom bomb. A scientist at Livermore Lab said the documents "would be helpful" to nations like Iran, while President Bush said, "Great! Can we invade now?"
A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
Once, for the last fifteen minutes of my lunch break, I decided to stroll through Washington Square Park. As I was heading for the exit in the direction of 8th Street, I noticed a woman walking towards me. She looked very nicely put together - flip flops, jeans, tank top, handbag, the stylish sunglasses, the hair pulled back in a neat pony tail (credit my girlfriend for me noticing crap like that). She looked like she could've been from a Middle Eastern country, Saudi Arabia or Israel or somewhere thereabouts where people have that specific shade of eggshell skin tone... But the thing that made this a Guy Moment would be embarrassing to admit, if it wasn't both amusing and fascinating as well. It wasn't until after I noticed she had D-cup breasts that I realized that her left arm was missing from the elbow down.
An Air Force staff sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been relieved of her duties while the military investigates.
Meanwhile, 21,500 other troops will be exposed over the next year.
A military general recently said "The situation in Iraq is not winnable in any sense of the word'winnable.'"
However, it may be winnable in the sense of the word "loseable."
Iran has rejected a U.S. offer of direct talks contingent on Iran ceasing its nuclear enrichment of uranium. An Iranian spokesperson explained that any direct talks must be without precondition-yet again striking down the U.S.'s attempt to enforce the use of deodorant before the meetings.
The country’s Sunni-Shiite bloodletting is driving many Iraqis to bury the very essence of their identity: their names. Iraqis fear that the name on an identification card, passport or other document could become an instant death sentence if seen by the wrong people.
Ladies and Gentleman, Mr. Bob Smith.