Middle East Jokes / Recent Jokes
' R' for rudeness...
Two arabs move to the US and on the plane over they where figting over who would be more American with in a year so they agreed to meet one year later to see who was mor American. So a year later they met and the first arab says I just ate at McDonalds after watching the Yankee game. The other arab just gave him an angry look and said Fuck You Towel Head.
Pakistani society has remained bitterly divided over a set of Islamic decrees that require a woman to have at least four male witnesses to prove rape.
Since the reports, experts stated they are already seeing a massive increase in the popularity of lacrosse throughout the country.
In defiance of the UN, Iran opened its first nuclear reactor on Saturday. Iran's President Ahmadinejad insists the reactor will be used for peaceful purposes, like curing the world of Jews.
Editor's Note: These are, naturally, from the era of the Bush administration...
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Draft The Bush Twins
Don't Mess With Mesopotamia
War Is SO 20th Century
When Bush Comes To Shove
Brains Not Bombs
War Is A Dick Thing, Peace Is A Heart Thing
George Dubya: Weapon Of Mass Distraction
Beat The Bushes For Peace
Weapons Of Mass Destruction: Look Under The Bushes
Drop Bush, Not Bombs
Bombing For Peace Is Like F*cking For Virginity
Evolve! Work For A Non-violent Future
If War Is The Answer, We're Asking The Wrong Question
Killing Innocent People Is The Problem, Not The Solution
Save America, Spare Iraq, Make Texas Take Him Back
Real Patriots Drive Hybrids
Drop Names, Not Bombs
Who Would Jesus Bomb?
Stop Mad Cowboy Disease
George Bush more...
After 9/11, the U.S. threatened to bomb Pakistan, "back to the Stone Age."
The plans were cancelled after Pakistan's president pointed out that the U.S. would be bombing his country up to the Stone Age.
Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal finally admitted that the country of Israel does exist. He said he's also considering admitting that gravity and the sun also exist.
From his home in Syria he stated that the problem is not that Israel exists but that there is no Palestianian state.
Mr. Meshaal-- look south. See Jordan?