Middle East Jokes / Recent Jokes

I keep hearing Bush say "Iraq's entering a new phase." A new phase? What the hell does that even mean? "Don't worry, Iraq. You're entering a new phase. All that blood just means you're finally becoming a woman."

Bush also refuses to refer to Iraq as a civil war. It pisses me off, but I'm not surprised: the White House still refers to the American Civil War as the "War of Northern Aggression."

It’s the 5th anniversary of the Iraq war. The MASH TV show lasted 12 years, based on a three-year war. Airing of the new TV series MASH: Iraq is expected to end in 2063.

"Nothing up my sleeves, not even an exit strategy."

I can't say for sure there were any voting irregularites but Ahmadinejad got the gay and Jewish vote.

How many times have you seen Oliver Stone's "World Trade Center" movie?


Twice. Once for each building.

President Bush is sending 20,000 more troops to Iraq, now that everything in America is finally okay.