Middle East Jokes / Recent Jokes
Amadinejad cant guarantee his rivals safety,but will guarantee him a 5 minute head start for the border.
US forces invaded an Iranian office in Iraq, further confusing Americans who can't tell the difference between the two countries.
Gen. Peter Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said of Iraq, “This is a very complex problem, and the more 10-pound brains we can bring to bear on the problem for our nation, the better.” It would certainly be a step up from the 10-ounce brain we’ve got on it now.
The other day I was scanning the food sections of three newspapers – the New York Times, the Washington Post and the Boston Globe. All had articles on Middle Eastern cuisine, albeit from different cultural demographics. The Times focused on the Sephardic Jewish cooking, the Post on the foods prepared by the Catholic and Orthodox populations, and the Globe went for the Ramadan meals for Muslims.
And guess what – the Jews, Christians and Muslims were all eating the same thing! In fact, all three articles interviewed people from the same part of the region (the Syrian city of Aleppo).
To which I say to these groups: Just go into a kitchen together and start cooking – you’ll see how much you genuinely have in common. Forget about sending Condi Rice to the Middle East...send Rachael Ray and have her get the warring parties around a stove. We’d have both peace and dinner in less than 30 minutes!
And what made this victory extra sweet is he proved he could win without Shaquille O'Neal.
Italian doctors mistakenly transplanted organs from an HIV-positive donor into three recipients. Pirandello would be proud.